So the girls have got their man. That's man. Singular. Not a bad ration for Ziggy, who confessed to Big Brother he "couldn't be happier". Good man.

Coming out of the Diary Room with a letter from Big Brother, Ziggy gathered the housemates in the living area and read: "Only one housemate will be allowed to nominate. That housemate is me. I and I alone will decide who faces the public vote."

All 12 housemates thought about what this means, but it was Ziggy who broke the silence. "So that means you all have to be very nice to me," he said, possibly reading the other 11 minds at once.

"Who's the cook?" he asked, worryingly. Presumably thinking about the sure-fire way to a man's heart.

"It's good fun," said Ziggy, clasping his hands together studiously." I'm not gonna complain, I'll be honest with you."

Well, he's not complaining yet, let's put it that way.