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Archive: Big Brother News Archive: Saskia gets serenaded "Never seen you look so lovely as you did tonight," crooned Maxwell to Saskia, resorting to the words of Chris De Burgh in an effort to charm his lady. Unfortunately, Saskia is not a lady you can woo with, what some might say, are cheesy love songs. She laughed at his warbling and started to recount tales of the sad cheesy crooners she has known. According to Saskia, Lady In Red, and Three Times A Lady are about as erotic as being smacked over the head with a lump of mature cheddar. "Yeah," laughed Maxwell, trying hard to look like a guy who'd never sing a cheesy love song in an attempt to pull a bird. Hold on a minute, didn't he just do that? "They are fromage," he said of Saskia's list of love songs. "You're having a bubble bath!" he added for cockney effect. As Saskia continued to take the mickey out of the entire track listing from the Greatest Romantic Album In The World Ever, Maxwell laughed along. Lad in red (face) would be more appropriate. Taken from www.channel4.com/bigbrother Added by: Ian 0 comments print E-mail to a friend Discuss the goings on in the house in our Community here Get the latest news on the move with our NEW mobile site at: http://www.big-bro.co.uk/mobile