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Day 29: (24/06/2004 - Friday)

Roberto is evicted from the Big Brother house There are 3 new additions to Big Brother ? Kinga, Eugene and Orlaith?but they have moved into a secret garden elsewhere in the house Day 29 ? Friday 24 June 2005 12.37pm Roberto has been in the kitchen cooking fritters for one hour and fifty minutes. Vanessa and Makosi are in the bedroom. Anthony and Maxwell are in the garden. Vanessa tells Makosi she wants to be like her when she?s older. In the garden Maxwell and Anthony bitch about Kemal?s bitching. Maxwell particularly dislikes his constant singing. They impersonate Kemal?s singing and fetch headscarves and sunglasses from the bedroom for authenticity. 2.53pm Saskia and Maxwell are in the living room. Roberto, Derek, Vanessa, Kemal and Makosi are in the garden. Craig comes to the diary room to talk to Big Brother. Vanessa states she needs a pink truck like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton from The Simple Life. Craig talks to Big Brother about his housemates. ?They?re all annoying me,? he says. His first impressions have changed and he enjoys his time with Saskia, Anthony and Maxwell. He describes Vanessa as Miss Piggy because all she does is eat and sleep. He can?t keep up with Makosi?s forever changing stories and Science does his head in. ?He shouts, screams and stinks?.he?s the rudest person I?ve ever met,? he says. Referring to tonight?s evictions he comments, ?I couldn?t give 2 shits, I wish about five of them could go.? 3.32pm Big Brother has just delivered this weeks luxury shopping. By refusing to work in the workhouse during this week?s task, Vanessa has been excluded from enjoying any food from the delivery. Instead Vanessa will eat three square meals Big Brother provides for her in the Diary Room. Most of the other housemates are in the kitchen dividing up the food. The housemates scream and shout as they discover this week?s shopping has arrived. Kemal admires the sweets and cookies. Meanwhile Vanessa is alone in the pool having a mini-tantrum. Makosi walks past with a bottle of cherry tango and Vanessa looks for support, ?how am I going to pull this off?? In the kitchen Craig says to Science, ?you f**king stink like a f**king animal you f**king pig dirty b*stard. Science replies, ?I?m not the one with breasts.? In the loft Makosi has a ?moment? with her cherry tango. She dramatically pours a glass, hugs the bottle and drinks it, then comments, ?that was nice.? 6.45pm Maxwell, Kemal and Saskia are in the kitchen. Anthony is in the seating area. Derek is in the bedroom and Vanessa is by the Diary Room. For refusing to work in the workhouse during this week?s task Vanessa has been excluded from eating anything for this week?s luxury food. Instead Big Brother will provide her with 3 square meals a day. She is called to the diary room to receive her first meal. Vanessa discovers her first ?square meal? in the diary room. She commentates as she eats, ?chickpeas?rank?bland egg? milk without cookies. This is too harsh.? In the seating area, Maxwell refers to Kemal as a weird looking fellow, ?he looks like a toilet brush with a cock.? Anthony wonders if Vanessa has fallen asleep on the Diary Room chair as she has been in there so long. 9.22pm Big Brother has gathered housemates in the living room to announce the result of this week?s public vote. During the live eviction, crowd noise is played into the house. When Davina announces the 4th person to be evicted is Roberto, Derek says, ?I?m so sorry? and Roberto replies ?its coolio.? Each housemate hugs Roberto and they exchange polite chat. Derek says ?the game is over? I?m staying.? 9.54pm All of the housemates are in the living room. It?s been 32 minutes since Roberto learned that he would be the fourth person to be evicted. Davina tells Roberto he has 30 seconds to say goodbye. Each housemate hugs him before he leaves the house. Maxwell congratulates Derek on staying; he replies, ?it?s the people?I?ve done nothing.? Saskia says, ?and then there were nine.? 10.25pm Big Brother has locked the housemates in the living room. The housemates are unaware of a secret area in the house. This is the Secret Garden. The Secret Garden is fitted with a double bed and a single bed, a toilet and some basic cooking equipment. Big Brother can communicate with people inside the secret garden via a telephone or a stag?s head. Because this area is close to the diary room Big Brother has installed a QUIET sign to ensure that housemates remain unaware of The Secret Garden and its inhabitants whilst in the diary room. Housemates are also unaware that Big Brother has chosen three new arrivals to enter the house. The first secret housemate to enter the house is Kinga. Kinga is a 20-year-old market researcher from London. The second secret housemate to enter the house is Eugene. 27-year-old Eugene is a engineer from Crawley. The third secret housemate is Orlaith. Orlaith is a 26-year-old model who comes from Belfast Kinga enters the Big Brother house. Her first words are, ?bloody hell my minge is out.? Eugene follows and Kinga sings, ?I live in a house a very big house in the country,? then asks how she looks, he says she looks lovely.? Eugene makes tea and offers good quality entertainment. Orlaith struts down the stairs and enters the house. Kinga is stunned and tells her she looks beautiful and has a wicked figure. The 3 secret housemates are called to the Diary room. Big Brother welcomes them but reminds them not to get too comfy just yet. They are informed of the secret garden and how to survive. They are given 3 toothbrushes. Whilst Big Brother talks, Kinga suggests a threesome. The Secret housemates are given 1 minute to gather food, clothes and toiletries from the house. They re-enter one minute later with coke, milk, bread, ham and face wipes. As they enter the secret garden Eugene shares his concerns, ?I?m worried the lack of kettle and water might be a touchy subject.? The girls love their new surroundings. In the house, Big Brother gives the housemates permission to leave the living room. 11.00pm Some of the housemates are in the kitchen; Kemal and Derek are in the bedroom. Orlaith, Eugene and Kinga are in the secret Garden?. Kemal comes to the Diary Room. In the secret garden Orlaith tells Kinga and Eugene they need to work together and help each other. Kinga adds they should try not to eat too much. Kemal talks to Big Brother, ?I'm finally feeling relaxed. Roberto?s departure was long overdue. We?re not the best of friends but I wish him good luck and I understand why he?s gone. The chapter is over and we only have nice people left. I feel this week will be an interesting one? it?s week 5 and that?s my lucky number. This is the week to watch.? 11.42pm The housemates are sitting in the living room? and the bedroom. The secret housemates are in the secret garden. In the secret garden Kinga suggests they talk in Polish as a secret code. Orlaith and Eugene seem keen to learn. Kemal discovers a can of lager he doesn?t want, so Makosi tells him to give it to Science (to wind Maxwell up). Kemal enters the kitchen and announces he has a drink he doesn?t want. Maxwell shouts for it and he gives it to Science. Maxwell says, ?wanker?.doesn?t he like us taking the piss?? In the secret garden Kinga proves her breasts are the real thing, saying, ?look, no scars.? In the kitchen Science raps about those housemates who have left. 12.40am The secret housemates are in the secret garden. Derek and Science are in the kitchen. Kinga comes to talk to Big Brother. Kinga tells Big Brother, ?I don?t know what?s happening next. I feel like a mouse crawling around looking for food. I want to go in there and flirt with Maxwell so that all eyes are on me. Makosi is fun but I?m better for Kemal?. He?s intelligent and I love him to bits.? 1.16am Derek is asleep. Vanessa, Kemal and Makosi are in bed. The secret housemates are in the secret garden. Big Brother calls Orlaith to the diary room. Kemal wonders if Maxwell/Saskia/Anthony think the others are talking about them. Makosi wonders how Saskia can go from a gorgeous footballer in the outside world to a football hooligan. Orlaith comes to the Diary Room, she says, ?Kinga and Eugene are nice and lovely. Kinga?s young and doesn?t listen and Eugene talks and talks but doesn?t get to the point? they?re nice people?. but Help.?

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Day 30: (25/06/2004 - Saturday)

Makosi faces her second Big Brother mission when she falls prey to temptation Did Maxwell put his scabs in Science?s food? Kemal and Vanessa are devastated by Makosi?s news Kinga, Eugene and Orlaith settle into the secret garden ? but it?s not a bed of roses Day 30 ? Saturday 25 June 2005 11.54am Bed Gate Kinga, Eugene and Orlaith are rapping in the secret garden. Kemal, Craig, Science and Anthony are in the bedroom. Vanessa is eating porridge in the diary room. In the bedroom Anthony announces he?s changing bed, Craig offers him his ?this one is lovely, you can have it? he advices Anthony not to sleep in Roberto?s bed because it?s unlucky (both Mary and Roberto have slept in it). Anthony says he?ll share the bed with Makosi and keep it when she leaves. Science decides he wants the bed too and they argue who?ll get it. Meanwhile Craig says ?I?m insulted you don?t want mine? it?s the best bed?. Makosi enters the bedroom and says ?are you claming my bed? Just have it.? 12.15pm Kinga ALMOST loses her dignity Vanessa talks to Derek in the loft, ?they?re fake and have no friends? Derek says ?who wants them as friends anyway? You wouldn?t want them as neighbours.? Vanessa tells him Saskia bullies her. Derek says they have to use their heads and keep calm. In the secret garden Eugene and Kinga play tennis with kitchen utensils. Kinga stops to cough and phlegm ?I almost lost my dignity then?. 1.27pm Vanessa to teach Saskia a lesson Maxwell, Saskia and Craig are in the bedroom. The others are in the loft. In the secret garden the new arrivals are still without any clothes or food. Orlaith explains the plan for getting food ?when the light goes green we?ll go for it. One will hold the Diary Room door; one will go to the fridge and the other raids the cupboards. ?They don?t know we exist so take what we can?let?s fill a pillow case? In the loft Vanessa admits to Science she?s been eating her meals in the Diary Room because she didn?t participate in the task. She?s shocked Anthony, Saskia and Maxwell haven?t noticed and plans to use it as a lesson. Science isn?t surprised and is adamant they wont apologise for calling her greedy. Kemal says they?ll notice by the end of the week. 2.25pm Housemates discuss new housemates Science, Derek, Makosi, Vanessa and Kemal are in the loft. Craig, Anthony, Maxwell and Saskia are in the living area. Makosi tells Derek Anthony asked her for a cuddle. Derek thinks he must be worried ?Roberto gave me cuddles? he?s a strong man.? Anthony asks what the worst-case scenario would be for the arrival of a new housemate. Craig says anybody better than him. Saskia says Maxwell?s would be somebody better looking and funnier than himself. Saskia says she?d like a girl if she was like one of her friends ?I wouldn?t be phased if I was the only girl in here.? 2.56pm Big Red Button Big Brother has placed a large red button in the dining area. If one housemate cannot resist temptation and presses the button a siren will sound and the housemate will be called in to the Diary Room. Science is the first to discover the button which reads ?don?t push this button.? Derek says it?s a trick and nobody should press it. Science pretends to press it and Derek tells him off ?the front door will open and you?ll have to leave.? Maxwell, Craig and Anthony briefly contemplate pressing the button together. Makosi offers to press it and Derek tells her to stop being a big mouth. Makosi presses the button, the siren sounds and Big Brother calls her to the Diary Room. Makosi asks Big Brother for forgiveness ?I didn?t mean to touch it? it just happened.? Big Brother explains she is automatically up for eviction unless she follows the following instructions. Big Brother explains three secret housemates are living in a secret garden; Makosi has to provide them with clothes and food and ensure their existence remains secret. Makosi expresses her excitement. 3.26pm Makosi meets Secret Housemates It?s been 13 and 1/2 minutes since Makosi pressed the button. Maxwell, Saskia, Crag and Anthony are in the living area. Makosi is in the secret garden. Makosi enters the secret garden ?hello how are you?? Kinga, Orlaith and Eugene greet her and shower her with compliments. Orlaith requests makeup remover and moisturiser and Eugene asks for teabags. Makosi returns to the Diary Room and whispers ?oh my god! They?re amazing, the 2 girls are pretty? one is big and one small?the guy is?. a guy. I loved it when they called me beautiful.? Makosi re-enters to the house and Saskia asks what happened. Makosi bursts into tears and Maxwell rolls his eyes. Saskia reminds him of the boy who cried wolf. Makosi tells them she might leave on Friday and Big Brother will get back to her. In the bedroom Derek is furious ?she is so stupid! I have no sympathy for her. I?m very angry, gosh what an idiot? stupid woman. Science smokes and says ?it don?t get no realer than this.? 4.48pm Kemal comes clean Maxwell, Craig and Saskia are in the living room. Kemal is in the garden with Makosi, convinced that it?s his fault that she is being punished. Makosi tells Kemal she cried for him and advises him to integrate with the rest of the house. Kemal suspected something would happen in week five. 4.51pm Kemal and Vanessa are in the loft talking about Makosi leaving the house, Kemal says ?she might go today, we need to make her time here fabulous?. Craig and Maxwell are asleep in the living room. Derek is in the Diary Room asking Big Brother to reconsider Makosi?s punishment for pushing the Red Button ?she is 24 and exercises the judgement of a 54 year old but is still only 24? great deal to learn. Ask you to think again, not because of attachment to her but because I believe in fairness? think temptation was too far.? 5.42pm Saskia, Maxwell and Craig are in the living room. Derek and Kemal are in the loft. Kinga, Orlaith and Eugene are playing guess the celebrity in the secret garden. Makosi has come to the Diary Room to talk to Big Brother. ?It?s the hardest thing, said I?m going to leave and they?ll chuck me out. Kemal, Vanessa and Derek are chanting for me.? Makosi goes through to the secret garden and tells the secret housemates that she?ll bring them the luxury food she won. She also adds that she?s going to take Saskia?s foundation and Anthony?s Vivienne Westwood t-shirts. 5.51pm Anthony, Saskia, Craig and Maxwell are in the living room. Anthony sprays shaving foam at Craig and Saskia tells him ?think you and Anthony have got a thing going on.? 7.55pm Because Vanessa refused to take part in the workhouse task she has not been permitted to access to any of this weeks luxury food. Instead she has to eat food supplied by Big Brother in the Diary Room. Maxwell is called to the Diary Room and asked to explain his comments about putting his scabs in Sciene?s food. Big Brother reminds him that any behaviour that threatens the welfare of the housemates will not be tolerated. Maxwell says he didn?t do it ?went to do it and thought can?t be doing that?. Big Brother reminds Maxwell that any such actions may lead to eviction from the Big Brother house and asks Maxwell if there?s anything he wishes to say. Maxwell asks ?Can I have some cider?? 8.35pm Kemal and Maxwell are in the kitchen talking about how Maxwell?s 4 year old sister chose his middle name ?Trotter?. Derek and Craig are in the bedroom talking about their time in the house . Derek says ?makes less sense longer we?re here it becomes harder.? Craig says that he finds it taxing. Derek then adds that he thinks Maxwell is lovely and that he finds him very funny which is part of the attraction. 1.48am Saskia, Maxwell, Anthony and Craig are in the living room. Makosi is in the secret garden with the secret housemates telling them her plan to get them showered and fed. ?I?ll be back at 5.30. I?ll collect food before I come in. You?ll have to tiptoe, they don?t sleep at all.? They agree that if anyone in the house wakes up then the secret housemates will go to the loft room. Makosi will divert whoever has woken up and says she?ll ask them if ?they?ve seen my Brazilian??

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Day 31: (26/06/2004 - Sunday)

Eugene, Orlaith and Kinga get their first shower in the BB house How will Maxwell react when he discovers Makosi?s drunk the housemates cider? Kemal sheds diva tears under the duvet. Day 31 ? Sunday 24 June 2005 5.11am On Friday, 3 secret housemates entertained Big Brother?s Secret Garden, supplied with just their underwear and toothbrushes. Big Brother had installed a red button with the words ?Do Not Touch? in the house. Makosi took the decision to press the button and was told by Big Brother that by doing so she automatically put herself up for eviction. The only way she can save herself is to pass her secret mission, to clothe, feed and shower the secret housemates. Makosi waits until all the housemates are in bed before getting up to get food from the kitchen. She takes food and drink through to the diary room and asks Big Brother if she can go through to the Secret Garden. She goes through and wakes the secret housemates, telling them ?People just gone to bed, can you believe it?? Eugene, Kinga and Orlaith run through the house to the showers. They return to the Secret leaving the showers on. 10.15am Most of the housemates are asleep. Derek is in the kitchen washing up but then wanders through to the garden to find the showers running. They have been on for 4 hours 56 minutes. This morning, Big Brother is playing Rossini?s Thieving Magpie to wake the housemates. 10.35am Makosi is telling the housemates how she woke at 4.30 and 5.30 am to get a drink from the kitchen. When she returned she heard Maxwell and Kemal saying Saskia?s name in their sleep. Maxwell says he ?was dreaming about dogs.? Orlaith is cooking breakfast in the Secret Garde. Eugene does an impression of Lloyd Grossman and compliments her cooking ?this breakfast tastes fantastic.? He admits to being told off by his friends for his loud and embarrassing behaviour when they are out in public. Kinga says ?apparently, I?m an embarrassment to everyone, when I speak, talk, laugh, wear, no one wants to be seen with Kinga.? 12.08pm Eugene is doing press ups in the Secret Garden. Kinga notes that he?s doing a ?good movement for a shag. Saskia and Craig are in the living room discussing how quickly the food is running out. Vanessa and Makosi are in the loft talking about how Kemal thinks Makosi will be leaving the house and how he tries to compete with her. Vanessa asks Makosi if it?s true she?s going and Makosi tells her that she?s in a similar situation to her. 1.03pm Big Brother has been playing the sound of hissing cats into the house for 6 minutes to get Kemal and Science out of bed. Maxwell goes into the bedroom and pulls Kemal wrapped in his duvet out of bed and on to the floor. Makosi comes through and asks Kemal why he wont get out of bed ?what?s the matter Sweetness?? He tells her he wants to go home and Makosi tells him ?you?re a fighter and you know it, don?t worry about who I am, I know you can do this.? Maxwell returns to the living area and tells Saskia ?it?s Kemal?s turn to play victim.? 1.40pm In the Secret Garden, Kinga asks Eugene if he ?feels like a wank yet?? He tells her ?no, not at the moment.? Makosi is in the Diary Room taking to Big Brother about Kemal ?worried about Kemal, he?s been crying all morning and says ?who are you?? He got confused? says he needs to go to the Priory. He wants to go home, I feel the same? they?re so desperate that I go. If Makosi goes someone else gets the attention. I don?t quit. People constantly on about what?s good for the cameras. F**k the cameras, I don?t care what people think of me.? 3pm Most of the housemates are in the garden. Earlier, Derek overheard Craig mention that Makosi was ?not good example, not even British? and adds ?we?re not British?? Kemal says ?well out of order?. Makosi adds ?5 years of my life, I?ve worked for and love the British people? throughout the time I?ve been here I?ve been reminded, put in my place, obviously scum.? Derek tells her to ? behave with dignity?. 6.15pm Eugene is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother ?good to get things off chest, still apprehensive but got clothing so that helps. Only negative side is Kinga? trying to get attention when not best suited. A lot of her amusement skills are rules of suggestion and her boobies.? 10.50pm As part of this week?s uxury shopping, the housemates have asked for alcohol. Big Brother calls for one of them to go to the Diary Room to collect the 10 cans of cider they will be given to share. Makosi is the first housemate into the Diary Room where she tells Big Brother that she drink the cider with Kinga, Orlaith and Eugene, not her housemates. Big Brother lets her in to the Secret Garden where Kinga tells her ?I love you? and Makosi tells them that Maxwell requested the alcohol but that she raced to the Diary Room. In the living area, Maxwell tells Craig to keep an eye on the Diary Room door. Maxwell says ?she?s a f**king idiot? knows there are rows when alcohol is involved and does this. Noms tomorrow, can?t wait.? 11.03pm Makosi is still in the Secret Garden drinking the cider with the Orlaith, Kinga and Eugene. She says ?getting tipsy already, gonna take 2, gonna say struggled but drank the rest. Maxwell will hate this.? Kings tells Makosi how beautiful she looks beautiful. In the living area, Saskia tells Maxwell ?you?re getting the hump?. Maxwell answers her ?she can?t be drinking them? she?s winding me up? 12.02am Makosi is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother ?very excited, happy, those 3 amazing people. I know they?re (other housemates) waiting out there expecting 10 (cans of cider) and I?ve got none. They?re gonna proper kick off, impressed with myself for pressing red button. 12.25am Makosi is back in the house and Maxwell has searched the Diary Room for the missing alcohol. He confronts Makosi about the cider ?silly little girl, out of order. Reckons she drank 6 but no empty cans in there, bang out of order.? Saskia tells Makosi ?You?ve turned into a big attention seeking bitch. You?ve a fake.? Makosi says ?Call me whatever you want. I?ve had 6 lovely cans of cider, what?s she gonna do?? Saskia answers her ?different kind of drama queen. ?America, America, going to America? go to f**king America. Imagine if I?d done that with your Cherry Tango. Saskia walks out of the living area saying to Maxwell ?so angry, hate that girl, can?t deal with this.? Makosi goes to the bedroom ?whoever wants to talk to me? people on national tv screaming about cider.? 2.22am Anthony, Saskia and Maxwell are in the living area. Saskia says ?not looking forward to nominations tomorrow.? Anthony says about Makosi ?think she looks alright with make up on, without rough.? Maxwell says ?she played with our willy?. Anthony replies ?that?s standard, not gonna stop them.?

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Day 32: (27/06/2004 - Monday)

The housemates nominate for the 5th time?but some housemates lose their vote Makosi?s secret mission comes to an end and she has to choose a secret housemate to evict Saskia and Maxwell enjoy some time alone? Day 32 ? Monday 27 June 2005 11.11am Today housemates will nominate for the 5th time. Last night Big Brother gave Makosi 10 ciders, which she shared with the secret housemates hiding in the secret garden. This lead to Saskia and Makosi arguing. Makosi goes to the Diary Room ?Good Morning Big Brother,? she says. ?I?ve got a cigarette for Kinga. Can I go through?? Big Brother allows her to go to the Secret Garden and when she walks in, Kinga hugs her. ?Thank you,? Kinga tells, her. ?I?m going to really cherish this.? Makosi tells Kinga, Orlaith and Eugene about the aftermath of drinking the ciders with them, ?the alcohol people are not talking to me. ? 12.02pm Kemal, Makosi, Science and Derek are talking about what happened yesterday and how out of control things would have got if Lesley was still in the house. They then laugh about how many warnings Lesley would have received by now if she was still here. Derek laughs and says, ?she?s a girl after my own heart,? and then they all agree that Lesley should be brought back. Saskia, Maxwell, Craig and Anthony are having breakfast. Saskia tells the others, ?I was thinking I shouldn?t have said certain things (to Makosi) like that she has dog breath and a wig. I can come across as sounding aggressive.? Craig responds, ?it?s only humanat the end of the day and it was justified.? Saskia then comments that she believes she will be next to be evicted, ?Lesley was aggressive and that?s why she was out.? Craig then concludes, ?I think all you said was what people here have been thinking anyway.? 1.21pm Maxwell, Saskia, Craig and Anthony are in the garden. The housemates are told that nominations will take place in 30 minutes. Vanessa, Makosi, Kemal are in the living room. Makosi asks the others to comment on what the other housemates, ?tell me what they?re doing because I can?t look at them.? She remarks on today? nominations, ?there?s nothing for us to worry about,? and then continues, ?I?m not going to compromise being Makosi because I?m not being fake.? Meanwhile, Anthony, Saskia and Craig are talking about the nominations. Anthony says, ?I?m still going to vote for who I want out.? He asks the others, ?do you know who you?re going to vite for?? Maxwell replies, ?definitely.? Anthony then adds, ?I?m debating whether to vote for who I want to go or whether to vote tactically.? Maxwell concludes that he votes tactically, but then adds, ?the last couple of days everyone?s turned into a couple of divs.? 2.55pm The secret housemates are sitting in the secret garden and the rest of the housemates are gathered on the sofa for nominations. Anthony is the first housemate to be called to the Diary Room. 5.20pm Eugene, Kinga and Orlaith are I the secret garden wondering why they?ve not had any communication with Big Brother or Makosi for a while. ?Maybe they?ve forgotten about us,? Orlaith says. ?It?s nominations today, that?s why they?re in there,? she then realises. Kinga then tells the others, ?poor Makosi.? Meanwhile, Kemal, Science, Vanessa and Makosi are in the kitchen. It?s been 3 minutes since nominations. They?re bitching about the other housemates and who they think will be going this week. Anthony, Craig, Maxwell and Saskia are in the garden. Saskia tells the others her thoughts on who?s up for eviction, ?basically, I?m out on Friday. I?m up against Maxwell.? She then continues, ?I think people dislike Craig more than Maxwell?I?m f**ked.? Maxwell asks her, ?do you think Kemal voted for me.? Saskia replies, ?of course he did. He?s a F**cking flid ? all of them are?.when you?re out at this stage you?re forgotten about. This girl?s going to have to do something to be remembered?on Friday I?m going to have to wear some f**cking outfits.? 7.39pm Craig, Maxwell, Anthony and Saskia are in the garden. Makosi is in the loft on her own. Yesterday Big Brother told her she?d have to evict one of the secret housemates. She had to take some party outfits for the secret housemates so Orlaith is wearing Saskia?s tracksuit, Kinga is wearing Vanssa?s dress and Eugene is wearing Anthony?s tank top. Kemal joins Makossi in the loft and Makosi tells him, ?listen, if anything happens to me today, look after Vanessa and Vanessa will have to look after you.? Kemal responds, ?thank you, I?m excited for you.? 8.26pm Orlaith, Kinga and Eugene are in the secret garden dancing around. The other housemates have been gathered in the living room. Makosi is called to the Diary Room. Derek hugs her and she tells her housemates, ?bye guys.? Big Brother switches the television screens on in the living room and the secret garden. The housemates can see the secret garden with its inhabitants sitting in there. Anthony says, ?what?s going on ? there?s another house.? All the housemates, including the secret housemates, can see Makosi in the Diary Room. Big Brother reminds Makosi that she?s been on a secret mission since Saturday and now has to choose a housemate to be evicted. The remaining housemates look shocked. Makosi then chooses Kinga. Kinga cries out, ?why? Why is it always me?? Big Brother asks Makosi to explain her choice, ?we?ve got a lot aloot of kids in the house, young girls. I don?t think she would survive in the house at the moment?it?s been so short a timefor me to be able to make a decision, for deep personalities to shine. We need an intelligent boy, Eugene is so intelligent?I don?t think Kinga could handle the house.? The housemate?s look on open-mouthed. Kinga says, ?oh well, f**k it,? so Orlaith tells her that everything happens for a reason. Eugene responds that he thinks Kinga is a bit much. Big Brother tells Makosi that it is up to her whether she tells the rest of the housemate?s the details of her secret mission. 8.35pm Big Brother has laid on a party to welcome the new housemates, Eugene and Orlaith. Most of the housemates are still in the living room. Kinga is alone in the secret garden. New housemates Eugene and Orlaith have joined Makosi in the Diary Room. Maxwell says that Eugene, Kinga and Orlaith are weird names and that they don?t sound English. He says, ?I wonder where they are from.? Eugene tells Big Brother he is shocked that he is going into the house and sad that Kinga is going. Orlaith says that she is chuffed and shocked. As the blinds are raised outside, the housemates see the party that is being laid on to welcome the new housemates. Makosi comes out of the Diary Room and introduces Eugene and Orlaith to the others. She tells the others an elaborate story about her secret mission and says she was given a panel of 10 people to choose from before whittling the new housemates down to Eugene and Orlaith. They all hug and Anthony asks Eugene (who is wearing Anthony?s clothes) whether his top is from Vivienne Westwood. Eugene says, ?Something like that.? Saskia recognises the track-suit that Orlaith is wearing as her own. Maxwell opens the champagne and sprays it all over them. In the secret garden Kinga is sitting alone with a towel over her head. 10.11pm Anthony and Craig are in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. Saskia and Maxwell are in the Living Room. Craig says that the new housemates are ?alright ?but that they will ?never touch these three,? referring to Anthony, Saskia and Maxwell. Anthony thanks Big Brother and says that Orlaith has a ?textbook figure? that is amazing and his type. He says that she might be a bitch but she is gorgeous and he cannot believe it. Saskia and Maxwell are on the sofa in the living room underneath a duvet. Saskia whispers, ?this will go hairy.? They are kissing when Craig comes in to the living room and asks, ?what the f**k?? before lifting up the duvet, screaming and running out of the room. When things have calmed down, Saskia tells Maxwell to ?p*ss off now, see ya.? 10.45pm Some of the housemates are at the seating area. Saskia and Makosi are in the bedroom. Maxwell tells Orlaith that, ?this is the best piss up? and says that their cider has been rationed over the last few days. Orlaith says that Maxwell obviously likes drinking. He says he likes drinking and football and that it is a bit boring. Orlaith sees Saskia through the glass and says that she looks pretty. Maxwell agrees and Craig says,?she is gorgeous ? the most beautiful person I have ever seen.? In the bedroom, Saskia tells Makosi that she feels really bad about some of the things that she said to her last night now that she knows she was on a secret mission. She says that she never apologises to people after an argument but she does feel very bad. She says she is going to be leaving the house on Friday. Makosi tells her it is ok, ?it is all gone, don?t worry.? 11.29pm Big Brother has been playing music into the house for the past 21 minutes. All the housemates are dancing except Derek and Maxwell. Anthony gets right up behind Orlaith. Science grinds with Vanessa and lifts her leg up around his waist. He then dances with Saskia. Saskia climbs on to Maxwell?s lap and asks him why he is not dancing. She kisses him and then jumps off his lap. 12.47am Anthony Craig and Eugene are in the living room. Orlaith has been called to the Diary Room. The other housemates are asleep in the bedroom. Maxwell and Saskia have been in the same bed for the past 2 minutes. Orlaith is given her suitcase. When she leaves the Diary Room Anthony shouts over and asks if she wants help. She says ?yes.? In the bedroom, Maxwell and Saskia are under the duvet together kissing. Some of the other housemates are in bed. Anthony comes into the bedroom with Orlaith and her suitcase and switches the light on. Science sits up, laughs and tells Saskia and Maxwell ?caught in the act!? Some of the other housemates are now in the bedroom. Kemal laughs and Anthony exclaims, ?you should ask for some privacy.? Maxwell and Saskia tell the others, ?we were just kissing??

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Day 33: (28/06/2004 - Tuesday)

Saskia and Maxwell discover they are facing eviction this week The rest of the housemates discuss their happiness at the result of this week?s nominations Orlaith shares her ?assets? with the rest of the house Day 33 ? Tuesday 28 June 2005 9.44am Yesterday the housemates held a party to welcome secret housemates Orlaith and Eugene. Last night Maxwell slept in the same bed as Saskia. He moved to his own bed 4 hours and 2 minutes ago. Saskia sits on her bed and whispers to Maxwell ?I can?t stop thinking about last night.? Maxwell whispers back, ?stop it Saskia, that?s gonna f**k you up.? Big Brother plays the wake up alarm which today is James Brown?s ?Sex Machine,? Anthony gets up and dances around the bedroom. 10.07am Kemal and Maxwell are in the bedroom. Orlaith and Eugene are in the showers. Kemal asks Maxwell if he is alright. Maxwell says, ?not really, I?m probably going to be up for eviction.? Kemal tells him not to worry as there are new people in the house now and they can have lots of fun. Anthony walks past the showers staring at Orlaith as she washes. He sits down on the grass and watches her. He then starts to do press-ups. Maxwell joins Orlaith in the shower and says that it is cold. He says that he is not doing himself any favours being in a cold shower with a new bird and ?a bullet in me pants.? Saskia watches on from the other side of the garden. 11.34am Saskia, Craig and Maxwell are in the garden talking about Orlaith. Saskia tells the others that she knows some of the same people as Orlaith as she?s discovered they go to the same kinds of places in London. Eugene is talking to Science and Makosi about aircrafts that you can fly. Science yawns. Derek is in the Diary Room talking about the new housemates. He says, ?at first I thought you?d sent in some caterers and then when they started talking about settling in and beds, the penny dropped. As a gay guy I used to think that boobs were a deformity. Seeing Orlaith?s boobs today was a heavenly sight, a work of art. For others it will be rather irritating to look at?? When asked who he was referring to, Derek replied, ?Saskia?Saskia who has been playful with Maxwell?it is like cats playing with mice?tensions are going to rise because for the 1st time in 32 days she invited him under the sheets to keep attention on her and to keen the cameras on them.? He then adds that they went on to do some ?pussy-bumping.? 1.16pm Derek and Makosi are in the house talking about Saskia and Maxwell. Saskia, Maxwell and Craig are in the garden. Derek says that Saskia and Maxwell were behaving as if it was their house and they couldn?t handle it when the new people arrived, as they had no choice in the matter. Makosi says that people should not be made to feel like they are lucky to be in the house but that they are all meant to be there. Saskia says that she wants to find out about the nominations now. Maxwell says, ?if your name is called out first will you wait for me?? Saskia says that she will not and that she will do loads on the 6 weeks before Maxwell comes out. Craig says that Saskia is behaving as if her name has already been called out. 1.31pm Most of the housemates are in the garden. Orlaith is talking about her silicone implants. Makosi and Vanessa are in the bedroom. Yesterday, they both nominated Maxwell and Saskia. Orlaith says that she decided to get cilicone implants because she was fed of wearing chicken fillets and padded bras and loves being able to wear no bra. As she squeezes them, she says she loves them and they are her babies. Vanessa tells Makosi that Saskia thinks she is pulling all the strings in the house. Makosi says that she does not understand Saskia and that she is desperate. She comments that Maxwell is already eyeing up Orlaith and that if Saskia is voted out on Friday then he will probably start flirting with them again. She asks Vanessa if she still fancies Maxwell and Vanessa admits that if Saskia was voted out on Friday she would flirt with Maxwell just to p**s her off. Makosi says ?If you want Maxwell, I have been known to play cupid ? seriously.? 1.47pm Makosi asks if anyone has felt Orlaith?s boobs. She says that they feel beautiful. Anthony immediately squeezes them while Orlaith sunbathes topless. Science then has a go and Saskia gets up and comes over for a squeeze. Maxwell joins in and says, ?f**kin? hell they are rock hard.? Science says that he is agitated and adds, ?it?s hard for us Anthony, isn?t it.? 2.08pm The housemates are in the garden. This week, Maxwell and Anthony were forbidden from nominating because they had been discussing nomination tactics, which is against Big Brother rules. Saskia asks Maxwell, ?do you think it will be us?? Maxwell lies on top of her and kisses her. Saskia says, ?you shouldn?t have opened your mouth.? Maxwell tells her not to blame him and not to have a go at him. Maxwell tells her he wants to see her when he gets out. Saskia responds that he will have to get past her dad first. She continues, ?you know how we were kissing underneath the duvet and nothing else,? and then adds that she hopes her parents don?t think that they ?were sh**ging.? 2.34pm Eugene is talking about churches. Maxwell asks Orlaith what kind of guys she goes for. She says ?gorgeous, sexy and fit guys.? Makosi says, ?you are like me, naturally a card puller.? 3.44pm Eugene and Science are in the garden. Orlaith has joined Saskia, Maxwell, Craig and Anthony to talk about how they rate men. Derek and Kemal are by the pool. Eugene is says that he is quite a dull person underneath and he has dull past times that are quite niche. Derek says he wishes that the new housemates had come into the house later in the week and he wishes that they had empowered Makosi to evict one real housemate. Kemal says that he cannot wait to sit down with Saskia and talk about how much he likes Orlaith. Derek says that Science is in his element as he has finally found someone he can talk to (Science is talking to Eugene). Kemal says that when Eugene talks to him he just nods a lot. 5.15pm Big Brother has called the housemates to the living area to reveal the results of this weeks nominations. When BB announces the two housemates up for nomination this week are Maxwell and Saskia, Maxwell peeks gloomily from underneath his duvet and Anthony holds his head in his hands. Orlaith says it is ok and that they all have to go at some point. Saskia says that she wouldn?t care if she was up for eviction against any of the others except Maxwell. She goes outside and Craig follows her. He tries to hug her and she says she just wants to walk. She admits she believes she is definitely going to be leaving. In the bedroom Science is trying to talk to Derek about the nominations. Derek says that unless he is going to be sympathetic he can ?p**s off? and throws a toilet roll at him laughing. He says that he never gave him or poor Roberto any sympathy when they were up for eviction last week. Science tells him he is a drama queen and that he won?t discuss nominations with him and runs out laughing. Most of the HM?s say that they hope that Maxwell stays in the house. Kemal asks the others if they heard Saskia?s comment about wanting to be up against any of them except Maxwell. He says that she thinks that if she had been up for eviction against anyone else that she wouldn?t have been out. Maxwell and Saskia are walking around the garden. Maxwell says that he will be bored if he stays in the house and she goes. He says that if he wins he will buy her a nice dress. He says whatever happens he hopes that he can still take her out and she says that he can. 5.37pm Orlaith, Vanessa, Makosi, Derek and Kemal are in the living room. Saskia and Maxwell are in the diary room. It?s 22 minutes since Maxwell and Saskia were told that they would face the public vote on Friday Anthony and Craig are in the loft. Maxwell says that they have both been voted tactically. He says that he is, ?fucking p**sed off? and he and Maxwell give Big Brother the finger. Anthony comforts Craig who is crying in the loft. He tells him to snap out of it. Craig bitches about the new housemates and says ?we?ve been sentenced.. the hyenas are circling us.? 6.09pm Vanessa, Eugene and Science are in the garden. Kemal and Makosi are at the seating area. Anthony and Orlaith are in the kitchen. Anthony tells Orlaith he is gutted about Saskia and Maxwell because they clicked straight away. He says that they don?t deserve to go. Makosi hears him and shouts over ?who does deserve to go?? Anthony says he cannot discuss his nominations but that if you tick the boxes, certain people are more interesting and entertaining and therefore deserve to win more than others. Vanessa asks Orlaith if she could be any animal what would she be? Orlaith says she would be a frog so she could hop away, or a butterfly so she could fly off. Eugene says he would probably be ?a dog, an enthusiastic dog like a guide dog.? 8.03pm Makosi, Vanessa, Eugene and Orlaith are in the seating area. Craig and Anthony have come to speak to Big Brother. Craig says that Orlaith seems nice and that he hasn?t really spoken to Eugene. He says that he thinks he is weird and ??ain?t my cup of tea.? He says that he is friends with people who are ?with it, cool and well-dressed.? He says that Eugene is ?a bit simple? and proceeds to do his own impression of him. He says he wants to be friends with funny people, like Anthony who keeps him awake at night laughing. 9.03pm Orlaith and Makosi are in the kitchen. Most of the housemates are in the seating area. Anthony, Craig, Saskia and Maxwell are in the living room. Eugene says that his mum is a linguist and that is why she gave him his name. Craig says that he has never washed up once during his time in the house. Anthony says that Saskia has never done anything to help in the house and that she is a lazy cow. She admits she has done nothing, has never cooked or washed up or anything. She says there are so many people who want to do it that it doesn?t matter. Craig says that they contribute emotionally instead. 10.04pm Maxwell is in the garden. Kemal, Derek, Orlaith, Makosi and Vanessa are in the seating area. Most of the other housemates are in the living room. Orlaith says that she would like to go across to the living room but it is raining. The housemates in the living room get underneath a blanket and run across to the living room. They all sit on the sofas until Makosi gets up and starts dancing and singing, ?celebrate good times ? come on!? Craig and Saskia sit and watch. Orlaith asks, ?is it like this all the time? There is so much tension.? Makosi says that they are not always together unless they have to be. Saskia gets up and goes to the bedroom. 12.30am Eugene and Anthony are in the kitchen. Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Craig, Maxwell and Saskia are in the living room. Derek says that Saskia?s reaction to her nomination was very revealing. He says, ?if you can?t hack it you shouldn?t? be in here.? Criag is crying on the sofa. He wails, ?I don?t want either of my friends to go.? Derek says that in 32 days she hasn?t offered to cook once. Orlaith says she cannot wait until one of them goes. She says that Saskia is not a nice person. She adds that she has been to the clubs that Saskia goes to and they are full of pretentious people. She says that they all love themselves and Maxwell would not fit in in places like that. She observes that Saskia makes out she is a model but that she does not do fashion shows and modelling shoots like Orlaith does. Orlaith therefore admits she earlier asked Saskia, ?so, it?s more promotional work that you do?? and then concludes ?I do modelling, she does Grand Prix?s ? she is just a Grid girl.? 2.21am Derek, Makosi, Vanessa and Kemal are in the bedroom. Science, Saskia and Maxwell are in the kitchen. Maxwell is staring at Science in the kitchen. Science asks, ?have you got something to say?? He tells him that he has a weak heart, a weak character and a weak spirit. Saskia takes Maxwell outside into the living room. Saskia tells Maxwell that the colour has drained from his face. Maxwell says that he wants to go and apologises for his language in the kitchen. He says that Science is ?such a pr**k, a total muppet.? Science is staring at him from the kitchen and puts his finger up at Maxwell. Maxwell says to Saskia, ?I won?t be able to handle it in here without you, you know.?

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Day 34: (29/06/2004 - Wednesday)

Maxwell and Saskia upset Kemal with their undercover antics The housemates are given a Romeo and Juliet ballet task Vanessa?s punishment starts to get to her ? will she be tempted by the luxury food? Day 34 ? Wednesday 29 June 2005 1.16pm Orlaith is in the bedroom. Craig is cutting Anthony?s hair. Derek, Science and Kemal are in the garden. Maxwell and Saskia are in the Living Room. Anthony says he want to finish his hair himself so Craig responds, ?Anthony you stress me out so much.? Maxwell and Saskia are under a duvet on the sofa in the living room. Maxwell asks Saskia if he really winds her up sometimes. He nibbles her and she screams ?OW!? Outside Derek comments, ?the vanity of that boy knows no bounds.? He says he thinks Maxwell is ghastly and he will be unpopular outside the house. He says that girls will think he is a prick. He says that that this morning in the pool Maxwell told him that he couldn?t understand why he and Saskia are up for eviction because usually the public like couples on Big Brother. Kemal comments on how stupid Maxwell is, for not realising it is the people in the house who put him up for eviction and the public who have to choose between them. Science is in fits of laughter. 4.01pm Saskia and Craig are in the living room?. Most of the other housemates are in the seating area. Maxwell is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. He says he needs to mentally prepare himself for the possibility of going on Friday and that Saskia is adamant it will be her to go first. He says that if she does go, every man and his dog will be waiting to jump on her, and if he goes he will be watching to make sure no-one makes a move on her when he is gone. 6.20pm Orlaith has decided to clean the bedroom toilet. Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Saskia tells Anthony that Orlaith is cleaning the loo and asks him why he doesn?t go and give her a hand. He says ?this is fucking ridiculous? and that Big Brother has done it on purpose. Vanessa says that team Saskia are completely isolating themselves. Makosi gets up and says ?I?m so sorry, I?ve farted, I need the loo.? She asks Orlaith to come out so that she can go. Orlaith tells the others that when she told Saskia she was going to clean the toilet she just laughed and looked at her. Orlaith then said to her that she was going to do it naked and Saskia didn?t know what to say. She adds on that Saskia has not said her name once since she has arrived in the house. Vanessa says ?You haven?t seen anything yet.? Makosi comes out of the loo and says that deep down Saskia wants Maxwell to leave because she would hate him to stay in the house with Orlaith because she can never forget the day when Maxwell described his ideal girl as Orlaith. Orlaith says that she feels really sorry for him and Vanessa adds that Saskia will be sleeping with every footballer she meets when she gets out of the house. 7.08pm Some of the housemates are in the bedroom. Anthony and Craig are in the Garden pretending to slap each other while Saskia is in the diary room talking to Big Brother. In the bedroom, Kemal says ?Bye bye Saskia? and that ?they will kick her off the patio on Friday.? Derek sings ?Bring it on? and they all join in singing it. Saskia says she feels tearful, ?jarred and stressed today?. She says that she hates being there and hates the divide in the house. She does not like being with people that she hates and she may sound really immature but she can?t even bring herself to eat the food the others cook for her because why would you want to eat with someone that you hate. She says if she had one wish it would be for her and Maxwell to stay and she had hoped it would be her up against Science. She says that all the other HM?s are so far up Makosi?s arse. 7.25pm Orlaith is now cleaning the living room toilet. Most of the other housemates are in the bedroom. Makosi tells Anthony she is surprised that he hasn?t tried it on with Orlaith yet and what happened to the 3 days rule? Anthony says that it is Maxwell who has the 3 days rule and that Orlaith is out of his league. Makosi asks him if he won?t just do it for the craic and for the cameras. She says at worst she will say no. Anthony says that he would do anything to get with Orlaith. Makosi repeats that he should do it for the craic. Anthony asks her if she is having a go at him and Makosi says that he said to Maxwell that he was only trying to get off with her for the craic and for the cameras. Anthony starts babbling on about how he does fancy Makosi and how he has said many times that he thinks she is fit. Makosi tells him to shut up and says that they are cool. 8.44pm Big Brother has given Derek instructions for a task. Housemates must perform a ballet version of the Shakespeare play Romeo & Juliet. Housemates must decide which roles they will each play. Derek reads out the instructions and the Housemates discuss which part they would like to take. Anthony wants to be Romeo and Science is adamant that he must be the narrator. Derek argues that he cannot be the narrator as he is going to be. They bicker ?Am..? ?not..? ?Am..? ?Not..? ?Am..? Vanessa says that she will take any part. Science starts to read and Derek says that he is doing it. Saskia starts to show the others some dance positions. Science says that if he can?t narrate he won?t participate. Derek tells him to go out of the front door. Anthony tells him he is childish. Orlaith takes the part of Juliet. 9.12PM. It?s been 28 minutes since Big Brother asked the housemates to choose which role they will play in a ballet version of Romeo and Juliet which they must perform tomorrow night to win a luxury shopping budget. Derek tells Science not to speak to him. He says ?Your behaviour is outrageous and dictatorial.? Eugene says ?Why don?t you each put forward your cases to be the narrator.? Derek says ?One word ? reasonableness.? Science says he should do it because of his voice. Derek says that he has something the others don?t? ? courage. He says he will give up the narrator role for the house. Science asks why he always has to be the villain. 10.16pm Most of the housemates are practising for the performance tomorrow. Orlaith will play Juliet, Anthony will play Romeo. In the bedroom, Derek tells Science that he has the talent to become an interesting and unusual young man but he must learn with urgency the root of his reason for disagreeing. Derek says there was no reason for him not being the narrator but it is all in the way that he asks. He says that he has cut off his nose to spite his face before but he is 41 and has learnt from his experiences. He says that the rest of the housemates reaction was typical as they just go with the flow. What makes Derek and Science stand out, he says, is that they say what they think. He goes on to say that they are great friends and he can ask Derek for anything and he would give it to him. He says ?I will teach you how to be a gentleman.. now march on and cook!? 10.41pm Derek and Science are in the kitchen. Most of the housemates are rehearsing the scene where Romeo and Juliet meet for the first time. All the Housemates are practising their dance moves. Anthony leans in to Orlaith and tries to snog her but she pulls back. Everyone shouts and screams and Anthony looks gutted and puts his head in his hands. Orlaith hugs him and Makosi tells him ?It?s ok.? Anthony shouts ?Taxi for Hutton.? Derek mutters to Science ?She?s very flirtatious that new girl.? Anthony tells Orlaith to close her eyes and he gives her a quick kiss. 11.52pm Orlaith is in the loft. Craig prances past and up to her whilst Kemal tries to teach Anthony his dance moves. In the bedroom, Vanessa is upset about her food rations. Makosi says she always tells her she has highs and lows and this is just one of her lows. Vanessa says she is really fed up. Derek comes in and gives her a hug. He tells her she has done ?so well up until now? and hugs her. She sobs on him and says ?I don?t think I can do it for much longer Derek.? He dabs her face and Makosi takes over and hugs her. Vanessa says that she feels isolated from the group. 2.27am Anthony, Saskia, Maxwell and Craig are in the living room. Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Anthony does an impression of Vanessa comprising of snoring, eating, snoring and going ?hey hey.? In the bedroom, Makosi tells Eugene that the thing about being a comedian is that you make people laugh without knowing it. Eugene tells a story about going on a first aid course. He finishes it by putting some scissor holes over his eyes. 4.25am All of the housemates are in the bedroom. Saskia takes off her pants and gets into the double bed with Maxwell. Kemal puts his hands over his eyes as they start to kiss and roll about underneath the duvet. Anthony pretends to ride and does dance moves to Craig who laughs at him. Maxwell gets on top of Saskia. Kemal shouts out ?Is this ordeal ever going to end so we can get some sleep?? Saskia and Maxwell tell him to shut up and call him a prick. Maxwell gets out of bed to throw a glass of water in Kemals?s face. Kemal says ?At least someone in this room has got wet, and it ain?t Saskia.? Kemal gets up and goes in to the kitchen to dry his face. He says that at least Saskia has got her magazine deal now. Maxwell leaps out of bed and pulls Kemal?s duvet off him. Saskia pulls him back and tells him it?s not worth it, not over a kiss. Maxwell goes to fill up his water and Saskia tells Kemal to get a life and mind his own fucking business. She yells ?Shut your f**king mouth.?

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Day 35: (30/06/2004 - Thursday)

MAXWELL and SASKIA face eviction tonight, but who will the public vote out? During tonight?s extended 10pm programme Davina McCall will announce whether viewers have evicted Maxwell or Saskia. The evicted housemate will leave immediately to be greeted by the crowds, family and friends and ofcourse Davina for their first interview LIVE on the show. Plus highlights from the past 24 hours include; Highlights from tonight?s Channel 4 show, TX: Friday 1 July, 9pm and 10pm on Channel 4 Maxwell is given an official warning The housemates perform Romeo and Juliet: The Ballet Saskia and Maxwell spend their last night together in the Big Brother house Day 35 ? Thursday 30 June 2005 10.29am The housemates have been awake for 14 minutes. Eugene, Makosi and Orlaith are outside. Most of the other housemates are still in bed. In the early hours of the morning, Kemal had a row with Maxwell and Saskia. It resulted in Maxwell throwing a glass of water in Kemal?s face Kemal gets out of bed and ignores Maxwell and Saskia. 11.22am Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Kemal, Derek and Makosi are in the kitchen talking about last night?s antics. Makosi is appaled; ?If there is any justice the public will take them both out.? Kemal goes to the Diary Room ?I?m not talking to them. I?m not cooking for them. Get rid of those two nasty bullies. I will not sit and scream with a common tart. They think they?re emperors. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Just because I wear stilettos doesn?t mean I don?t have balls? Meanwhile, in the kitchen Derek is confused by Saskia and Maxwell?s behaviour ?I don?t understand why they act like this is their house.? 11.40am 22 minutes later, Kemal has joined some of the other housemates at the seating area and tells Orlath about last night?s incident; ?they were having oral sex?not penetrative.? He says. Orlaith responds; ?That?s disgusting.? Kemal continues; ?Two weeks ago she wouldn?t touch him with a barge pole, now she?s giving him oral.? Derek joins in; ?It?s not a union of hearts, it?s a union on convenience.? 12.42pm Most of the housemates are in the kitchen. Maxwell has just got out of bed. Maxwell confronts Kemal ?I hope you?re feeling brave again?I?m going to talk to you.? Kemal tells him he doesn?t want to talk saying; ?I?ve got no time for you.? Maxwell goes to take a shower outside and takes his bad mood out on Vanessa.However, she retorts saying; ?You lot are just sour because you?re up for nomination.? Saskia tells her she wished they were up against each other because then she?d never leave. Vanessa goes back to the seating area where the other housemates are sitting ?Guess what the dirty little prositiute said to me? If I was up against someone like you I wouldn?t lose!? Saskia walks past as Vanessa and storms straight outside to tell Maxwell and Craig. 1.05pm Most of the housemates are in the garden. Big Brother has called Maxwell to the Diary Room. Big Bother gives Maxwell a formal warning stating that ?at 4.46am you threw water in a housemates face in an unacceptable aggressive act. Big Brother will not tolerate aggressive behaviour. Do you understand?? ?He deserved it in my eyes. ? responds Maxwell, ?But sweet. All I was doing was kissing the bird. This bird is off the hook so I?m gonna kiss her when I get the chance.? In the garden Kemal says ?the only the person who listens to Craig is Anthony? he only has two brain cells. Actually make that one.? In the living room Craig predicts he and Anthony will be up every week; ?We have strength in numbers. Queen Africa?s got those two (Eugene and Orlaith), she ain?t stupid. I?m a bitch and I know my own. Just remember mate when we get out of here it?s a whole new ball game.? 1.58pm Kemal and Vanessa are in the loft. Craig, Maxwell and Saskia are in the Living Room. It?s been 53 minutes since Big Brother gave Maxwell his formal warning. Kemal tells them; ?They (Saskia and Maxwell) don?t like me because I?m different and different scares them.? Vanessa agrees he is disliked because he?s different and comments; ?They strolled in like they?re going to win.? In the living room, Saskia, Craig and Maxwell are talking about Kemal and hope last night?s incident made him ? like a nob?. Craig refers to Kemal as ?Kebab? and Saskia and Maxwell laugh. Craig gives Saskia a hug saying; ?You?re a princess. Tomorrow night they?ll love you.? 5.36pm Saskia goes to the Diary Room ?We only had a cheeky snog under the duvet and I?m getting told off by a 19 year old boy. I loved it when he threw the water. Vanessa called me a prostitute this morning for having a song. The problem is, they don?t think I like him but of course I do. We?ve been together 24/7 for 5 weeks and we do everything together. It annoys me when people say I don?t like him. I don?t know why. I like Maxwell I like him a lot. When I leave I wont say goodbye to them and all the fake cuddles. I?ll say goodbye to who I want to say bye to and give cuddles to my friends?. I?m not giving bullshit cuddles.? 7.09pm For this week?s task the housemates have to learn and perform Romeo and Juliet: The Ballet. If the housemates pass the task they will be given a luxury food budget, if they fail they will have just ?1 per person, per day to live on. Anthony is playing Romeo, Orlaith is playing Juliet and Craig is playing the nurse. Science narrates the balcony scene while Anthony dances across the garden and reaches Orlaith who is in the loft. Craig escorts her from the balcony and Derek dances towards them. Orlaith and Anthony dance and then kiss. The others cheer. The housemates have passed the task, so next week they will receive a luxury shopping budget. 10.11pm Eugene, Derek and Science are in the seating area. Vanessa, Kemal, Orlaith and Makosi are in the bedroom. ?If Saskia goes, Maxwell will go back to being the same Maxwell.? Says Makosi. Saskia, Maxwell, Anthony and Craig are in the Living Room. Craig is jealous of Orlaith; ?I look after Anthony? I make him drinks and food and I wont have two new people come in and take my job. I will not have two people roll in here and take over my job. I'm the bitch, the skivvie, the submissive and and the slave for you.? He tells Anthony. ?Ahh isn?t that nice?? says Saskia. 12.35am Some of the housemates are in bed. Orlaith, Craig and Anthony are in the living room. Anthony asks Orlaith about her sisters. She says they?re all different but that ?I?m the tallest I?m the the only one with fake blonde hair, boobs and nails.? They then talk more about fake boobs. Anthony comments; ?Your tits look fantastic? I?d pay for them.? Orlaith asks who his ideal women is, Anthony replies ?you?re text book?. I?m not just saying that, seriously.? Eugene is in the pool. Maxwell and Saskia are alone in the loft, this is their last night together in the Big Brother house. Maxwell hangs his shirt over the camera saying; ?Can we just f**k the camera?s for a little bit please?? She laughs saying ?I hate it. I?m not an exhibitionist.? 2.24am Most of the housemates are in bed. Saskia, Craig, Anthony and Maxwell are in the Living Room. Anthony asks the couple if they want some ?you time?, Craig agrees ?You sure? We?ll go into the other room? he leads Anthony outside. Maxwell takes his shirt off. Saskia and Maxwell are under the duvet, kissing and whispering. They eventually come up from under the duvet and he says ?that was a nice little kiss.? They both laugh.

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