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Day 22: (17/06/2005 - Friday)

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Day 23: (18/06/2005 - Saturday)

It?s no yoke as one of the housemates fails the egg task Will Saskia fall for Maxwell?s attentions? House uproar as Maxwell shopping list treachery is discovered 9.46am Chicken Task Yesterday Sam was the third housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house. This morning Big Brother has set the housemates a task. Each housemate must dress as a chicken and look after an egg. The rules state that chickens must have one hand on their egg at all times. If a chicken drops an egg or cooks it, they will not be allowed entry to the barn dance. The HM?s put on their chicken costumes in the bedroom. 10.57am Makosi?s chicken dance Roberto, Derek and Makosi are in the garden. The rest of the housemates are at the seating area. Makosi is sitting on the loft steps with her egg in its shades. She comes down form the loft to give a rendition of ?Old Big brother had a chicken? whilst flapping her chicken wings along. Maxwell asks Saskia if she slept better last night and she says that she fell asleep straight away. Maxwell asks her if she slept better because she was next to him and she says no. 11.34am Makosi drops her egg and Diary Room Big Brother has provided mats in the garden for exercise. All the housemates are inside. Whilst the HM?s are rushing outside to their mats, Makosi drops her egg on the floor. She screams and everyone crowds around it to have a look. Roberto says it would make a fantastic omelette and they try to scoop up the remains of the egg and put it in a bag. Makosi cries ?I killed my baby ? Makosi is dead!? Derek mutters ?Idiot. moronic person.? Makosi is called to the Diary Room. BB asks her about her day with the egg. She say ?I got her, named her, she got a tan, composed a little song? and says she took her egg for a little walk because her legs hurt and then she fell on the floor. BB tells her she is a bad chicken and she says she is not. She has failed her task and she has to take off her chicken suit and go back to the bedroom. Makosi stays alone in the bedroom whilst the other housemates egg-ercise in the garden. 12.54pm Saskia Diary Room Most of the HMs are in the bedroom. Makosi is in the kitchen. Science and Vanessa are in the seating area. Saskia is in the Diary Room talking about last night?s eviction. Saskia says she couldn?t believe that Sam was evicted before Roberto and Derek. She says that as soon as Sam left Roberto piped up again ? shouting, arguing with Science, she says he is a ?Proper div?. She is baffled as to why he is still in the house and says ?Derek is smug ?n all.? Apparently he told someone that he knew Sam would be evicted because ?I heard that young girls don?t like pretty girls.? 1.39pm Nest Diarrhoea 1.39pm The chickens must sit on their eggs for 20 minutes. They have been nesting for the last 13 minutes. Kemal says this task is worse than the box task (it is approx 34 degrees in the garden). Maxwell says that he has ?Betty Swallocks?. Saskia starts off a song about diarrhoea and most of the chickens contribute a verse. Anthony starts making bird noises and Science starts clucking and crowing. 3.39pm Armband boobs Most of the housemates are in the garden. Vanessa, Science and Makosi are in the bedroom. The task is completed. Saskia says that she can only do breaststroke. Derek tells her ?You should have arm bands with those breasts.? He says that the reason black men can?t swim is because their big dicks float. Makosi is crying in the bedroom. Science asks her what is wrong and Vanessa comforts her. She says that everything goes wrong at once. Science gives her a handful of toilet roll and tells her not to cry. He says that life is a rollercoaster and that this is a little glitch in The Matrix. He says ?Dynamics gives you longevity? and tells her that she was a celebrity before she came into the house. She sniffles that she cannot understand why the egg fell on the floor. Vanessa tells her that everything happens for a reason, she just cannot understand what the reason was at the present time. 4.59pm Craig?s unrequited love Most of the Housemates are in the Bedroom. Maxwell is massaging Saskia?s foot whilst Craig is massaging Anthony. Maxwell says that he is getting a half boner and Saskia tells him he?s a horny little boy. He stands up and says ?If I just look at Craig?s tits and belly. yep that?s just about done the trick.? He tries to snuggle up to Saskia but she hides underneath the duvet. Psych Piece ? True Romance? With Geoffrey Beattie 5.48pm Barn Dance without Makosi Big Brother has provided the Housemates with burgers and booze for their barn dance in the garden. As Makosi is the only housemate to fail the task, she has not been invited. The HM?s go out into the garden to find their feast. Derek says ?it is too early for supper.? Makosi is locked inside the house. She goes up to the window and Vanessa comes up to the other side to blow her a kiss. All the HM?s are wearing cowboy hats and Makosi says that she wants one too. Whilst the HM?s tuck into their feast, Makosi goes to bed and cries. 7.05pm Cotton Eye Joe The Barn Dance has been going for 1 hour and 17 minutes. The HM?s are all dancing and dosey-doe?ing on the patio. Derek is the only HM sitting down. He looks utterly bored. Makosi is still in the bedroom. The rest of the Housemates have been in the garden for 1 hour and 46 minutes. Anthony and Maxwell are sizing up whether they can smash the eggs on their heads. They agree that it is quite hard. Anthony roars ?Man points!? They smash the eggs on their heads at the same time and Maxwell cuts his head. Saskia says ?trust you to cut yourself? whilst the others fuss over him and Maxwell tries to brush it off saying ?It?s nothing ? just a small cut.? Psych piece ?At the end of the day? with Harry Witchels Harry talks of the house being infected by a virus called a ?Meme?.? A meme is a phrase or saying that passes subconsciously from one person to another. A good example of this is ?At the end of the day.? which has been used by various HM?s approx 200 times so far within the house. Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Last Wednesday Maxwell removed a chicken from the weekly shopping list in exchange for 8 cans of cider. He only told Anthony and Saskia. Bb announces that the storeroom is open. Maxwell goes in and takes 4 cans of cider, which he smuggles out underneath a towel and puts into the drawer under the bed. Anthony smuggles the other 4 cans of cider into the drawer. 9.17pm Craig outburst Kemal, Vanessa, Makosi and Anthony are in the bedroom. The other HMs are in the garden. Derek says that he hates Science because he thinks he knows everything. Craig says that Science always brings the atmosphere down. Derek says ?I think he?s awful.? Maxwell asks Craig to tell him what he ate during the afternoon. Craig says ?9 ribs, 1 burger, 8 cheese and biscuits, 2 baked potatoes with cheese and beans.? He says that the afternoon reminded him of what he was missing at home, going to parties and nice food and his friends. Maxwell says ?yes but you are in the Big Brother house with Maxwell trotter Ward!? Science say that Craig would not find anyone like him on the outside of the house and say that he doesn?t want to be at his standards ?especially the people you know.? Craig takes offence and ells him he doesn?t know anything about his friends. Science tells him to shut and Craig retorts ?I am fed up with people telling me to fucking shut up in this house.? He goes on that he is an employer and he is used to telling people to shut up and not the other way around. He says that life isn?t fair and goes on for a while before announcing that his rant is over. 10.12pm Maxwell plans to get Saskia drunk Some of the HMs are in the bedroom. Maxwell, Saskia and Craig are in the garden. Vanessa, Derek, Kemal, Roberto and Makosi are in the bedroom. Maxwell is stroking Saskia?s hair and trying to snuggle up to her. He says ?You?ve got beautiful eyes. Do you think I?ve got nice eyes?? He tries to stroke her face but she doesn?t react. Maxwell says that they should drink all of the cider that evening ? he wants to get her drunk. Saskia says that they should share it with Anthony ? ?3 and 3 and 2.? In the bedroom Makosi says that the money spent on the cider could have been better spent elsewhere. As she realises what they have done she gets increasingly wound up and says ?It was bang out of order.? She says that they need to call a house meeting, as she wasn?t allowed her Cherryade so why should they get their cider? She says that they have stolen from the rest of the HM?s. Outside Maxwell says that he grafted for 2 hours to alter the shopping list and opens a can of cider. Saskia and Maxwell are in the garden. Makosi, Anthony, Craig and Vanessa are in the bedroom. Anthony tells Makosi that she has got a very good set of boobs. Makosi says to Vanessa ?I like him.? Vanessa asks her how much she likes him on a scale of 1-10 and Makosi says ?11?. Anthony says that he is shy and asks if they think they will get it on. He starts to talk about his mates being jealous again and says ?I have never slept with anyone who has a better tan than me.? Anthony leaves the bedroom and Vanessa says that Anthony is really cute and she is really jealous. Makosi asks Craig if he thinks that Anthony fancies her and Craig says ?honestly? I don?t know,? 12.30am Maxwell tries to pull Saskia VO 12.30am Most of the Housemates are in the bedroom. Maxwell and Saskia are in the loft. Maxwell is lying top to toe with Saskia in the loft. He is a bit pissed and says ?Come here? and tries to pull her up to him but she refuses. He looks at the camera and asks for it to leave them alone for 20 minutes. He leans towards her and tries to pull her up but he pulls her and they bang heads. Saskia will not be drawn and she tells him to get off and stop it. He sulks back to the corner and puts his hand up her trouser leg to stroke her leg. 12.59am Roberto walks Craig the dog 12.59am Most of the Housemates are still in the bedroom. In the loft Maxwell has fallen asleep and is gently snoring. Saskia opens her eyes and looks miserable.

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Day 24: (19/06/2005 - Sunday)

The house is transformed into the Big Brother workhouse and Maxwell is the ?Sap? for this week?s Room 101 task ? with a twist. Makosi is determined to ?punk? Anthony for using her to flirt for the cameras. Saskia admits that life in the house wouldn?t be the same without Maxwell. Day 24 ? Sunday 19 June 2005 9.48am The housemates are woken by classical music. Science is not overly impressed, but Roberto loved it; ?Thankyou Big Brother, you have made my day.? 11.25am Roberto is in the kitchen; ?This place is a pig sty.? He complains. The others are sunbathing in the garden. Craig asks Derek whether he can set him up with one of his rich friends so that he can go on holiday. 12.32pm Maxwell and Saskia are still in the bedroom. ?I might have to wank, I?ve got a semi on again. Will you do it for me?? he laughs. ?No, piss off. I?m bored now, bye!? She leaves the bedroom. Outside Derek asks Craig; ?What?s the moral difference between swatting a fly and killing a fox?? ?A fox is like a little puppy.? Replies Craig. Vanessa and Makosi are alone talking about Anthony. Makosi says; ?Yesterday Anthony asked me if he sees them as a proper relationship or a business deal.? They then talk about past relationships. ?I can?t do a man who doesn?t adore me. I turned (to Anthony) and said I could potentially make it on my own. Me being a pretty girl, he?s pretty too, but me having a brain and he does not. So that gives me an advantage. I woke up this morning and thought he?s such a wanker.? 1.08pm In the garden Craig, Maxwell and Derek are talking about the hazards of hairdressing when the conversation turns to who fancies who. ?Don?t worry Maxwell, if I fancied you I couldn?t talk to you.? Says Craig. ?I?m the opposite, ? says Maxwell. ?I talk to them all the time. I wear them down, wear them down. If you talk to someone all the time they?ll miss you if you?re not around.? ?You?ll miss me when you leave here won?t you Maxwell?? asks Craig. 1.43pm Roberto and Science are in the kitchen talking about Roberto?s constipation. The others are in the garden talking about homosexuality. ?Do you think you are born gay?? asks Anthony. ?Yes, I think it?s genetic. If it were social conditioning I?d be straight. But I knew when I was about thirteen or fourteen.? Replies Derek. ?Did you start fancying men?? asks Craig. ?Yes.? Says Derek. ?Would you change and be straight if you could?? asks Craig. ?Oh no.? says Derek. 3.31pm All of the housemates are in the bedroom. Anthony puts on Anthony?s dressing gown. ?Put on his shoes.? Says Maxwell. Anthony puts on Kemal?s stilettos and struts around the room while the others laugh. ?I told you I?d turn him.? Jokes Kemal. 4.34pm The house has been transformed into the Big Brother workhouse for this week?s task. All housemates have been given uniforms with numbers 1 to 10. Vanessa is number one and is told by Big Brother that she is the first to work a shift ? involving sorting coloured maggots. ?Urghh, I feel sick.? Says Vanessa. 4.44pm The housemates are gathered at the dining table. Worker number one (Vanessa) is called to Room 101 to start the maggot sorting shift. ?I can?t do this I?m telling you now.? Wails Vanessa. She goes to the secret corridor, but on seeing the contents of Room 101 she runs straight back into the house screaming and crying. In the bathroom she sobs; ?I just don?t like creepy crawlies, I don?t like them. I?m sorry.? Big Brother then announces to the rest of the house that another worker must take Vanessa?s ?number one? badge and go to Room 101 to complete the task. Maxwell volunteers and settles into Room 101. He puts on the headphones, sings along to ?All By Myself? and sets about sorting the coloured maggots. 5.21pm Big Brother has set up a bouncy castle, chocolate fountain and party food in the garden. Meanwhile, Anthony in a hushed voice and barely holding back his giggles, reveals the twist of this week?s task. The group grinned as Anthony explained they would never have to spend a second labouring inside the workhouse, but instead would be living luxury lifestyles. Far from feeling guilty, Vanessa who should have been in Maxwell's place as the Sap sorting maggots, grinned like a Cheshire cat on hearing the news without a hint of guilt. The group have already set to work plotting various schemes that will ensure Maxwell never catches on to their secret. It is essential they keep quiet about their treats or everyone will fail. No one was too bothered by Maxwell's unpleasant fate for too long as they watched him toiling away on the plasma screen. Even close chum Anthony chuckled, "I actually feel sorry for him... not!" 6.56pm Maxwell is still in the workhouse in Room 101 while the other housemates are outside enjoying the chocolate and bouncy castle. Big Brother calls them all to go to Room 105 in the secret corridor. When they are all safely out of sight, Maxwell is told that his shift is now complete and he returns to the empty house. One by one the housemates emerge from their room and have to pretend that they have also been sorting maggots all afternoon. ?It was crap, I hated it. My hands stink.? Saskia lies. Makosi does a very convincing performance and pretends to be sick, while Anthony is more relaxed saying, ?I didn?t think it was that bad.? 7.34pm Derek and Craig are in the garden, the rest are in the seating area. ?You?ve got maggots on you ain?t you?? Saskia suspects Maxwell of plotting a practical joke. ?No I ain?t got no maggots, just the one in my pants.? He cheekily replies. 9.25pm Vanessa and Kemal are in the bedroom talking about Anthony snogging Sam. Meanwhile, Maxwell and Saskia are alone in the garden looking up at the moon. ?I?m pukka boyfriend material me. I?m off the hook.? He tells her. 9.35pm Anthony, Saskia and Maxwell are in the garden while Makosi and Craig are chatting in the bedroom. ?This place has a funny effect on people. The more time we stay here the more arrogant and selfish we?re becoming.? Says Craig. ?I don?t think I am.? Says Makosi. ?No, that?s my point. You are the opposite.? He agrees with her. 11.49pm Most of the housemates are in the garden. Saskia is in the Diary Room talking about this week?s task. ?I felt really bad for Maxwell bless him. But he?s the perfect character for it. It was really funny watching him. He was away for two hours and it was a bit weird because we?re always together. It wouldn?t be the same in here without Maxwell.? Vanessa tells Makosi about a conversation she overheard between Anthony and Maxwell about Antnony?s relationship with Makosi. ?I?m just doing it for the crack man,? he apparently admitted. ?I?m just giving the cameras what they want.? Makosi is not impressed. ?Just hearing that he?s using me for the cameras, well it?s a lethal weapon. He?s just given me a lethal weapon. That boy doesn?t know what he?s done for himself now.? 11.50pm Makosi and Science are talking in bed about Anthony. ?I?ve got so many options of how to punk that boy.? She tells him. Meanwhile, Kemal, Derek and Vanessa are meditating and chanting in the garden. 1.22am Most of the housemates are asleep. In the garden Maxwell, Anthony, Saskia and Craig are having a water fight. Anthony chases Craig around with the garden hose and soon Craig ends up fully clothed in the pool.

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Day 25: (20/06/2005 - Monday)

The housemates nominate for the 3rd time Is Anthony and Makosi?s romance off? Maxwell continues to work hard at his ?solo? task while the others enjoy a day of pampering Day 25 ? Monday 20 June 2005 9.31am Derek and Roberto are in the kitchen making tea. The housemates are awoken by an alarm signalling the start of their working day as part of their latest task. The housemates must be dressed within 5 minutes of the alarm sounding to avoid gaining a fail for the task. 10.53am Anthony, Saskia, Craig and Maxwell are in the living room. Saskia ask Maxwell, ?are you thinking nice thoughts as you?re lying there?? He nods. Meanwhile, Kamal is telling Makosi, Vanessa and Derek that he thinks Anthony almost gave their secret away to Maxwell as he was talking about having wrestled in the garden (while Maxwell was sorting out the maggots for the task). Makosi tells the others she thinks Anthony is stupid but Saskia joins them and explains that Anthony was careful not to let their secret out. 10.53am Anthony, Saskia and Max are in the garden. Kemal and Craig are in the seating area. Kemal tells Derek he should come to Copenhagen with him when they?re out of the house and join him at a concert with lots of musicians, including Celine Dion. Makosi and Vanessa are bitching about Anthony. Vanessa says, ?I?m just sick of expecting anything from people in this house.? 1.40pm Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Roberto and Science are in the garden. Science tells the others ?he?s come a long way being 22? and then tells Roberto not to underestimate him because of the knowledge he has. Derek tells him ?one of the things you?ve got to learn is not to talk over people.? 2.05pm Big Brother has gathered the housemates round the dining room table. Kamal comes from the Diary Room and tells them all the next part of their supposed task. He says they must all screw oily nuts and bolts together. Worker number 1 is called to Room 101. Maxwell goes to the room and gets on with his job as the remaining housemates sit watching him on the plasma screen. Makosi tells the others she thinks Maxwell ?is a legend? for doing what he is doing. 2.29pm Maxwell has been in the workroom for 24 minutes. He is singing Kylie?s ?I should be so lucky.? The garden has been transformed into a beauty parlour with champagne, strawberries, sun loungers etc. Derek walks out, spots the champagne and says, ?this is fantastic.? They all pour each other a glass of champagne and make a toast to Maxwell. 3.02pm Maxwell has been in the workroom for 32 minutes. The rest of the housemates are in the garden. Anthony is getting a head massage from Roberto with an ?orgasmatron?. Craig gets excited, asks for a massage and tells the others, ?that?s not going back.? 3.55pm Maxwell is still in the workhouse. Most of the other housemates are in the garden. Saskia and Vanessa are in the living room watching Maxwell and laughing at the whole situation. Vanessa says, ?he?s a soldier and a half.? Saskia laughs and says, ?look how many he?s done?that?s loads.? Vanessa then comments, ?and think about it, it doesn?t even matter how many he?s done.? 4.18pm It?s been 1 hour and 48 minutes since Maxwell started his ?job?. The remaining housemates have cleared the garden and are on their way into the workhouse. Maxwell is told his shift is over. As he stands up he says, ?that?s a damn shame.? Craig walks out of the workhouse and runs to the bathroom shaking his hands, shouting, ?ooh, get it off.? Maxwell asks Saskia why her hands are so clean. He then sings to her, ?I?m your long haired lover from Liverpool.? 9.58pm Roberto is by the pool. Craig, Saskia and Maxwell are in the kitchen. Derek goes to the Diary Room and asks Big Brother if he can have ?a rant.? He tells Big Brother that he thinks he?s going to be left in the house with ?the most vacuous people? and when he tries to discuss world issues, ?they plead ignorant.? He comments that he thinks they believe you ?only get something for nothing when you?re a celebrity and their only ambitions seem to be getting into Heat magazine.? He continues, ?I need people around me with ideas who have ambitions, can read, write and do arithmetic.? 10.33pm Maxwell and Saskia are eating dinner in the living room. Most of the other housemates are eating at the table. Craig, Maxwell and Saskia are in the garden. Most of the other housemates are in the seating area. Makosi and Anthony are talking in the bedroom. She asks him, ?in the loft, why did you kiss me?? Anthony replies, ?it was a date. I find you attractive, you?re fit. In the outside world I?d be on your case. It?s a funny set up fr. If this was the outside world and we were in the bedroom, I?d be on the bed over there?? he says, pointing to the bed she?s lying on. Makosi tells him, ?I?d like to believe you? and Anthony responds, ?well I?m telling the truth?.I never said I wouldn?t do anything when I said I wasn?t comfortable.? Makosi tells him, ?it has to be the right mood, right moment and right time.? Anthony then tells her, ?if you and me get it on, we?ll get it on in here.? 12.05am Roberto is in the garden. Saskia, Maxwell and Craig are in the living room discussing how tasteless tonight?s dinner was. Makosi tells Vanessa about her conversation with Anthony. She says, ?what he?s trying to do is keep himself interesting for the cameras.? Meanwhile, Anthony is talking about Makosi to Saskia, Craig and Maxwell. ?I?ve got an attractive girl coming on to me and it?s fucking me head up. It?s there on a plate. Before I came in here I said I?d pull girls in here but it?s a different ball game when you?re in here. I?ve never met a girl like Makosi but I?m not quite sure we click. I know how I?m feeling.? 2.35am Most of the housemates are in bed. Anthony, Craig and Maxwell are chatting. Anthony asks the others, ?what do you think about the Makosi situation?? Maxwell says, ?tell her to fuck off.? Craig comments, ?be careful, you don?t know why she?s doing it.? Anthony then says, ?if I do anything it should be ?cause I really like her. I think if I do something for man points that would be wrong.? Craig says, ?I see more intimacy between you and Vanessa. I can see you 2 jumping into bef and shagging.? Anthony comments, ?she?s an attractive bird.? Maxwell then concludes by telling the other two that you don?t need to click with a girl to be with them?.

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Day 26: (21/06/2005 - Tuesday)

Saskia and Maxwell kiss again The housemates try to bargain with each other for their favourite food and drink Day 26 ? Tuesday 21 June 2005 9.44am The housemates have been up for 13 minutes. On Sunday Big Brother transformed the Big Brother house into a workhouse and gave the housemates uniforms that must be worn throughout the task. Maxwell and Saskia are in the garden. Makosi and Science are in the bedroom. Kemal has come to the diary room to talk to Big Brother. Kemal tells Big Brother the mood in the house is weird and strange. He is confused and bored by the Makosi/Anthony situation. He says, ?the house is all Makosi, Makosi, Makosi?we mustn?t forget who she is?she?s different to the rest of us, she confirmed she?s not who we think she is and she?s not part of the game?we?ll have to wait and see.? Kemal then ponders whether Makosi is a real contestant. He concludes ?I?m worried a Whitney/Mariah situation may arise.? 11.24am Most of the housemates are in the garden. Kemal is by the seating area and Roberto is in the bedroom. Earlier Science took some cheese Maxwell had grated for him and Saskia Science confronts Maxwell about the missing cheese ?I took the cheese?so what?? As Science rants, Maxwell sings ?Head Shoulders Knees and Toes.? Science calls him a spiteful *** and Anthony says it?s disgusting to call anyone that. Science reminds Anthony that Maxwell wouldn?t treat him that way. He eats the cheese and says ?mmm nice cheese? Makosi watches from the loft, totally dumbfounded. Derek notices Kemal is eating an apple and says, ?its not yours to take.? Kemal just tells Derek he can take his other apple from the drawer which doesn?t impress Derek. 11.58 Science, Derek and Roberto are in the kitchen. Kemal, Makosi and Vanessa are in the loft. Derek says ?who?s the thief? Who put 8 cans of lager on the shopping list.? Kemal tells Makosi that Anthony does like her. Makosi says she thinks he?s lying. Kemal says Anthony?s afraid of the cameras and Makosi says he just loves them. Makosi is shocked to hear that Anthony doesn?t want sex on TV, to which Kemal responds, ?I don?t want sex on TV, he would do it because he cant say no?I don?t know why you like him.? Makosi says Anthony?s too short and could do with growing another 15cm. 2.12pm For the weekly task, Big Brother has converted the house into a Workhouse. If they pass the task they will be rewarded with a luxury-shopping budget. If they fail they will receive ?1 a day. Housemates have been gathered around the dining room table so Vanessa can read the group today?s instructions. Maxwell?s task is shelling prawns and unlike other days this week, today his fellow housemates have no idea what he is doing. Maxwell dances into Room 101 and begins shelling prawns. In the house Vanessa says, ?I love the way we don?t know what?s going on.? Makosi has the feeling they?re about to be ?punked.? In Room 101 Maxwell sings ?I am The One and Only? as the housemates discover their cakes, wine and giant chess. 3.24pm By volunteering to be worker number 1, Maxwell has become the unlucky housemate. While he works, the rest of the HM's will receive special treats. In order to pass the task, the other housemates must keep this a secret from Maxwell. Maxwell has been in the workhouse for 30 minutes. Big Brother has prepared a Garden party for the remaining housemates. It consists of garden games, a selection of cakes and wine. Saskia asks Derek if he?d like children. He tells her he adores children but thinks it?s unfair to use them as a social experiment. He?d like his children to get married and have babies but thinks it would be too hard for them to make the differentiation. He states, ?I?m not in favour of gays adopting.? 3.40pm Maxwell is still shelling prawns in Room 101. Housemates are still partying in the garden and are drinking bottles of wine. Anthony uses the garden hose as a microphone and shouts, ?Lets get ready to rumble!? Makosi and Vanessa wrestle in bikinis on the Chess Board whilst Kemal sprays them with water. Kemal and Vanessa wrestle followed by Makosi, Vanessa and Kemal. 3.55pm Most of the housemates are in the garden enjoying the garden party. Anthony is in the Diary Room. Big Brother tells Anthony to tell the housemates they have 5 minutes to clear the garden. Anthony is a little tipsy and finds it hard to concentrate. He asks, ?can I have a wrestle first.? Big Brother replies ?you have 5 minutes starting form now.? Anthony tells the housemates they have 5 minutes and they start clearing the garden. Makosi is drunk and can?t get her trousers on. She falls over and Kemal helps her up. 4.11pm Big Brother has instructed housemates to clear all evidence of the garden party and make their way to the workhouse. Maxwell is due to finish his shift in 2 minutes. While he has been shelling prawns the rest of the housemates have drunk 5 bottles of wine. Housemates have been given pig?s blood, manure and prawns to utilise as evidence for their supposed day?s work. Makosi leads the housemates into Room 105. As she wobbles down the corridor she attempts to open Room 101 but is pulled away. The housemates shriek as they discover 3 trays containing pig?s blood, manure and prawns. Derek tells them to concentrate. Maxwell is given permission to leave Room 101 and he enters the kitchen and washes his hands. Craig follows and Maxwell asks what?s wrong with his eyes. Craig tells him he got upset. Maxwell says he?s spent the past couple of hours in a room eating pizza, so Craig says he had chicken and chips. Derek enters her house and tells Maxwell he?s been cutting pigs trotters, since he believes the others have been eating nice food, he says he regards this as ?discrimination.? It isn?t until Saskia enters that Maxwell tells the truth about peeling prawns. Makosi stumbles in and Derek reminds her of the task, saying ?you?ve been peeling prawns.? 5.12pm Big Brother has called the housemates to the living area to reveal the results of this week?s nomination. Big Brother reveals Derek and Roberto are up for nomination. Maxwell refers to them as the ?golden oldies,? Roberto replies ?we?re too old for your game? and Derek says ?champagne all round.? 5.34pm Derek is in the showers. Roberto is in the garden with Kemal, Makosi and Vanessa. Craig, Saskia and Maxwell are talking under the bed covers. Makosi, Kemal and Vanessa are singing a Destiny?s Child song. Under blankets, Craig says he must get over his crush. Saskia (who already knows about Craig?s crush) encourages him to confide in Maxwell. Craig confirms he fancies Anthony. Maxwell is surprised Craig doesn?t fancy him and asks if it started from the beginning. Craig says only recently did he think ?mmm bonjour!? 6.12pm Vanessa, Makosi and Anthony are in the bedroom. Craig and Saskia are by the showers. Roberto, Science and Derek are in the garden. Roberto says ?at a certain age you know who you are. If there were older people here I?d have better interaction.? Science says he thinks he doesn?t interact on Roberto?s level and finds it hard talking to the rest of the housemates. He likes Derek talking about politics because he learns things. Derek says ?its exhausting being our age, you become weak and short and you need space to escape from the fighting and bickering. He concludes ?I have nothing to prove here.? 9.48pm In the bedroom, Kemal is talking about Roberto. ?He can cook and wear an apron but he?s a sly little shit,? he says. Makosi says she thinks he?ll be portrayed on the programme as a sexy Italian stallion. Saskia is in the garden, downing lager and burping. As Science pours himself some wine, Maxwell tries to take it from him. Craig asks him to leave it but Maxwell persists and chases him around the kitchen shouting ?fucking thief? Science asks Maxwell to step back because he has bad breath, saying ?plaque attack.? Big Brother calls Maxwell to the Diary Room to calm him down. Maxwell says, ?fuck about?he?s wound me up and he?s pissing me off.? As he exits Science says ?nice wine? 10.02pm In the garden, Saskia laughs as she refers to Science?s comment about Maxwell?s breath. Maxwell looks withdrawn so Saskia offers him a snog?he accepts. After the kiss she tells him he smells of prawns. 10.49pm Vanessa tells Maxwell he was wrong for changing the shopping list. Maxwell explains he thought it was unfair that they had biscuits and he had nothing. Vanessa says he was sly about it. They argue back and forth and once Maxwell has stated his reasons he asks if she still thinks it was wrong. Saskia asks Vanessa why she waited 5 days to mention the issues she has with the shopping list. She then tells her she knows about her stolen crisps. ?I didn?t say anything but you?re a greedy bastard, we know you like your food and if you said it straight away then fair play.? Derek interrupts and demands resolutions. In the kitchen Craig and Science are discussing the food situation. Craig thinks Maxwell should be let off because he?s doing a task whilst they have treats. Science says, ?you didn?t say that the other day.? Craig replies ?at the end of the fucking day, I don?t fucking care.? Science tells Craig his behaviour is typical of a Libran so Craig shouts ?I?ve been your strongest supporter and all you do is fucking argue with your fucking friends?moron.? Derek tells Craig to calm down and not respond. Science says, ?I gave you the confidence not to walk out the back door?.? 2.13am Kemal is in the loft with Makosi. He tells her, ?we?re so similar and it freaks me out?I didn?t expect to come here to find another diva?why are we both here?? Craig and Anthony come to the Diary Room. Craig tells Big Brother he fell down the stairs holding bread and a knife. He says, ?I think I?ve broken my arms?but I?ve saved the bread!? Craig asks Big Brother who would win a wrestling fight. Anthony jumps on him and gets him in a headlock. Craig squeals and Anthony laughs. Craig says ?Big Brother I bet you loved that you dirty bitch? Anthony requests a large pillow for Craig big head. He farts and Craig says it?s a breech of health and safety??errr grotesque?

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Day 27: (22/06/2005 - Wednesday)

The housemate pass the weekly task and will be rewarded with luxury food Vanessa is punished for refusing to take part in the task Derek gets up close to his housemates for a secret mission Day 27 ? Wednesday 22 June 2005 10.56am It?s the fourth day of the workhouse task. If the housemates are successful they will be rewarded with a luxury shopping budget. Already, Derek, Saskia and Roberto are in the garden fantasising about apple crumble. 11.46am Roberto, Science and Anthony are in the garden. Saskia and Maxwell are in the living room talking about Vanessa. ?She?s been moaning about the food again.? Says Saskia. ?Everyone goes on about where she puts it, but have you seen her feet? They are elephant feet.? Laughs Maxwell. Derek is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother about how he?s feeling today. ?It?s a battle of David and Goliath proportions. I?d like to think that I?m not disliked here, if anything I?m perhaps feared rather than disliked.? 12.37pm Most of the housemates are in the living room talking about relationships. ?I like to be told what to do, I like to be the bitch. I just want to do everything for them.? Says Craig ?But you?d have to be in love with them.? Adds Derek. Meanwhile, Vanessa and Makosi are in the loft talking about the food situation in the house. ?Saskia came to my face and said I was greedy.? Says Vanessa. ?That?s a cheap shot again. Just like the way she hurt her leg when we were all up for nomination.? They then both agree that Craig has changed his tune on Saskia and is now good friends with her. 1.21pm In the living room Saskia and Maxwell are chatting about relationships. ?I don?t think you?d be in control in a relationship. I think you?d be putty. It?s not a bad thing, just if you really liked someone you?d do anything for them.? She says to Maxwell. In the bedroom Vanessa, Science and Makosi are talking about Kemal. Makosi is suspicious of him; ?He could be playing a game in here which we don?t understand.? Vanessa agrees; ?He feels threatened by you. He wants to be the centre of attention and the fashion icon and he?s not.? Makosi then says that she will have a massive conversation with him when she leaves the house. The conversation is interrupted when Kemal joins them and asks; ?What have you been chatting about?? They are all silent. 1.46pm Big Brother has asked all housemates to gather in the living room for this week?s workhouse shift. Worker number one (Maxwell) is called to the Diary Room. The other housemates watch him via the plasma screen. Big Brother asks Maxwell four questions to determine whether they had passed the task without him realising that he was the ?Sap?. Big Brother asks; Do you think the group has passed or failed this week's task? Maxwell agrees he thought they had passed. So do you think that productivity has exceeded 60%? "I'd say going on what I've been doing we should have been touching 100%." Replied Maxwell. Have you enjoyed this week's task? "Very much so, it was good?.a few people giving me the needle?fuck about, I've been able to get away from other people. It's been a great task to do individually. It's been a laugh." Smiled Maxwell. How do you think the rest of your Housemates have enjoyed this week's task? "We've got a couple of mincers, freaking out at anything that moves or anything that's dirty but I think everyone's enjoyed themselves. Everyone's been cracking on a bit and enjoying it." Said Maxwell before leaving the Diary Room to join the others. On his return, Makosi shouted; ?three cheers for Maxwell!" and a confused Maxwell asked what she meant. Once she had explained that he had been working alone for four days, he laughed, took the news like a good sport and said; "You're having a laugh?" The rest of the housemates agreed that he deserves as much beer as he wants on the shopping list this week. Even Derek was complimentary about him; ?You?re a soldier, you?re a leader of men.? He gushed. 4pm Maxwell and Saskia are alone in the pool while Makosi and Vanessa are in the living room talking about Saskia. ?Do you think she (Saskia) will continue to use Maxwell when she gets out of here?? Vanessa asks. ?No.? replies Makosi. ?I think she?ll go back to her boyfriend.? Derek goes to the Diary Room to collect the blackboard and chalk for this week?s shopping list. The housemates have one hour to decide how they will spend the luxury ?252 budget. 5.52pm Makosi, Kemal, Science and Vanessa are in the loft talking about the food they?ve just ordered when Vanessa is called to the Diary Room. Big Brother tells her that she has broken a fundamental rule of Big Brother by not taking part in this week?s task. Her punishment is as follows; Vanessa must not eat any of the luxury food items from this week?s luxury shopping order and instead Big Brother will provide her with three square meals a day that must be consumed in the Diary Room. If she does eat any of the luxury food then she will automatically face the public vote next week. Vanessa then leaves the Diary Room and rejoins Kemal and Makosi in the garden saying ?You are not gonna believe this?.? And then she tells them all about her punishment. However, she decides to use the punishment to her advantage and swears Makosi and Kemal to secrecy; ?Don?t say anything cause they said I was greedy and now I?m gonna show them and not touch their food!? Makosi encourages Vanessa saying; ?This is your week!? 6.28pm Roberto and Derek are alone in the pool. ?I?m missing interaction with the opposite sex.? Confesses Roberto. ?Not sex itself, I don?t even think about that. But I am a very sexual person. I miss flirting, contact, nice things like that. If I?d wanted to play the game better I should?ve picked a girl and done the teasing thing.? ?You mean like Anthony?!? says Derek. 7.18pm The housemates have exceeded their shopping budget by ?66 so Kemal goes to the Diary Room to take some items off the list. Amongst others things, he removes a chicken korma, fruit and nut chocolate and two packets of Marlboro lights.? In the garden, Maxwell says to Saskia; ?I can see the fella proposing to you when you leave here.? Saskia disagrees; ?He wouldn?t. When I leave here, I want my night.? 8.03pm Science and Vanessa are in the kitchen complaining about the mess. Science chants; ?I ain?t tidying this, I ain?t cleaning shi?.? When Derek tells him to ?Shut Up? before storming off to the Diary Room. ?I?m not sure I can face being in here any longer.? Derek says to Big Brother. ?These people are awful, there?s zero mental stimulation, they?re all ugly. I just hope you people out there will look upon a man in need of help and take me into your hearts. I ask you, with every breath I can muster, to put me out of my misery and to put me outside of this house without further delay. I have to sit tight and wait for the f***ing verdict I suppose.? 9.44pm Makosi, Kemal and Vanessa are in the bedroom while the others are in the garden. Earlier Derek had asked Big Brother for a cigar. He is called to the Diary Room and told that Big Brother is prepared to grant this request under certain conditions. Big Brother then gives Derek a secret mission to win cigars. For every kiss Derek receives from a fellow housemate he will be rewarded with one cigar. If he receives a kiss from every housemate without any of them becoming suspicious of his motive then he will receive an extra reward ? a bottle of red wine. Derek leaves the Diary Room and goes straight to Kemal; ?Give me a kiss to pep me up.? Says Derek and Kemal obliges. He easily manages to get kisses from Vanessa, Makosi and Roberto even gives him a big hug too. Outside he approaches Saskia, Maxwell and Craig. At first Maxwell refuses, but is cajoled into it by Saskia. On Craig?s turn, Derek comments; ?Have you even kissed a black man before?? Science is the only housemate who has refused to kiss him and he runs to hide in the loft. Saskia thinks she has rumbled Derek?s mission and follows Science into the loft and whispers; ?If you kiss him, we?ll get something.? Science then gives Derek a kiss. Derek is rewarded with 7 cigars, but doesn?t get the wine because Saskia worked out that he was on a mission. 11.32pm Science, Derek and Roberto are in the seating area talking about Science?s schooling. ?I left school when I was fifteen. I was the only one out of the people in my year who made it to last year of high school. I was an intelligent student, but was never given the opportunity to widen my intelligence.? 12.45am Roberto, Makosi, Saskia and Anthony are discussing their favourite sexual positions. When Saskia tells everyone he favourite ?unusual? position, nobody seems to understand what she?s on about. So she enlists Makosi to help her demonstrate on the floor. Maxwell looks on in awe saying; ?That?s brilliant!? 1.23pm Science has made apple crumble for some of the housemates. They have all had some except for Derek who is sulking in bed. Roberto goes to chat to Derek and feeds him some apple crumble in bed.

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Day 28: (23/06/2005 - Thursday)

DEREK and ROBERTO face eviction tonight, but who will the public vote out? At 9pm Davina McCall will announce whether viewers have evicted Derek or Roberto. Then at 10pm, in a specially extended hour-long programme on Channel 4, Davina will introduce the three new additions LIVE. However, as always with Big Brother, things are never quite what they seem? Plus highlights from the past 24 hours include; Highlights from tonight?s Channel 4 show, TX: Friday 24 June, 9pm on Channel 4 Science receives his ultimate insult ? to be called by his real name, Kieron Anthony teaches his housemates to ?70s dance Day 28 ? Wednesday 22 June 2005 11.24am Most of the housemates are in the garden. They?ve all been up for 1 hour and 12 minutes. The temperature in the garden has already reached 32 degrees. Derek tells Roberto, ?for one of us, this could be the best day ? it could be our last.? Maxwell sprays Kemal with water and Kemal runs up to the loft shouting, ?oy, I?m wearing heals.? When he arrives in the loft he joins Vanessa and Makosi who are talking about Saskia. Vanessa tells the others, ?she doesn?t like me. She just doesn?t like us 1 bit.? Kemal responds, ?she doesn?t like that the 3 of us are friends.? Vanessa agrees asks Makosi, ?did you see this morning when she said, ?is everything OK Makosi? She?s so scared of you.? Makosi responds, ?I?m not much of a threat?Big Brother has never had me before, its scary to think I couyld win the show?if I was looking into the house I wouldn?t point at Makosi because Makosi is extraordinary?I?ve never happened to Big Brother before.? 11.56am Most housemates are in the garden. Makosi tells Vanessa, ?Anthony said he?s never met a anything like me before.? Derek and Roberto are chatting in the garden. Derek says, ?it?s not a good idea for me to lose my temper because I?m fearless.? Roberto tells him, ?I don?t feel like I?ve lost it in here?I don?t feel no pain, nothing.? Derek responds, ?I used to do Karate, it?s a discipline. All of my friends who are professional sportsmen and I know 2 world champions and they always say ? ?you cannot lose your temper? and I cannot lose my temper. My friends, they punch me for fin and I?m bruised for a week. I?m a leo and I?m a fighter. I?m always testing myself when I?m fighting. 12.57pm Roberto is in the shower. Craig and Derek are in the garden. Derek says, ?she?s all over the place, Makosi. She?s inconsistent.? Craig agrees and says, ?she?s very 2 faced. She only wants to shag Anthony to get a bit of profile out of here.? Elsewhere Majosi is talking to the other housemates about sex before marriage. She says, ??that?s why Christians say no sex before marriage because when you sleep with someone you make a connection and you exchange souls.? Anthony then says, ?I once didn?t sleep with someone for 8 months,? so Science retorts, ?waiting doesn?t give you big balls.? Makosi continues, ?an ideal session for me would be a good 45 minutes and then he screams. I cry a lot when I come.? Saskia adds, ?I only cry when I?ve got feelings.? 3.35pm Makosi and Science are in the living room. Craig has just poured a bottle of suntan lotion over Anthony. They have a little play fight and Anthony tries to give Craig a wedgie. Anthony takes the broom to play with and Derek asks for it back ? ?it?s meant for the kitchen not for your practical jokes. You just f**k off back to Newcastle.? Words pass between them and Anthony just dips the broom in the water. 6.18pm Earlier this week, Maxwell accused Science of stealing his bottle of wine. Craig brings it up again and tells Science how unfair it was of him to take the wine when Maxwell worked so hard in the task. Science doesn?t agree and says at first he felt bad for Maxwell having working alone on that task but there was more to that task than what Maxwell did and they all contributed to winning the task. Anthony walks from the living room wearing only an apron. Derek and Kemal talk about him. Derek says, ?he?s so desperate for attention.? Kemal agrees, ?if he thinks I?m licking my lips he?s got another thing coming.? 7.38pm Anthony, Maxwell, Saskia are in the garden. Most of the other housemates are in the bedroom. Derek is called to the Diary Room. He says, ?at last, good evening. It?s been a very different 4 weeks. At times you feel you don?t know yourself?it?s like being on a ship?complete darkness and the sea is rough, you don?t know if you?re going to make it. Friendships that you most wantare when we?re candid with each other. Whatever happens with us, win or lose and we?ll (Derek and Roberto) continue to stay in touch.? He continues, ?everyone deserves to win. This is the 3rd time I?ve come up for eviction. Maxwell is a nice guy. I can?t remember the other guy?s name?when he was circumcised they must have taken the wrong bit!? 8.35pm Most of the housemates are in the bedroom. Earlier Craig objected to Science removing the rear end of the chicken. Science and Anthony argue about it again. Anthony tries to insult him and wind him up so calls him by his real name ? Kieron. Science says, ?you?re a prick with a capital P.? Makosi observes and comments, ?the thing I like about Science is no matter how many people gang up on him, he?s ok.? Science says he doesn?t care what Anthony calls him and tells Anthony he?s ?tweedledum, tweedledee and tweedletwat.? 10.42pm Most of the housemates are chatting in the living room. They are talking about the groups that have been formed in the house. Makosi comments that she thinks there?s no divide in the house but the other 3 (Maxwell, Anthony and Saskia) separate themselves from the group. Science adds, ?Craig?s joined them,? and Makosi continues, ?and when they want fun, they?ll come back. They know where the fun is?? 11.35pm Derek tells the others that most of his friends outside the house are female. The others joke that his friends are all fag hags and Derk agrees. Anthony gathers some of the housemates around and teaches them how to dance ?70s style. Maxwell refuses to join I but Saskia follows the moves. Then Maxwell chuckles to himself, lifts up the water hose in the garden and starts squirting?

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